Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside

Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'

by Majkimus May 2, 2022

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022

Amber

The act of defecating on another person's property, normally during the act of domestic violence.

"I just Ambered his bed, that'll teach him for not letting my hit him more"

"My ex left me an Amber after she was arrested"

by anonymous May 12, 2022

amber

I HATE HER GUTS SHE CAN GO DIE FOR ALL I CARE FUCK HER STUPID LITTLE BITCH
SHES A LYING PEACE OF POOPY BUTTHOLE AND DOES WEED

sarah: god shes such an amber
dale: fr

by lolcozyy November 16, 2022

Amber

a nice girl who eats healthy and has a dog named Scooby she's very pretty but for some good reason doesn't think so she also dose not like almond joys

akari:we dont deserve you amber

amber:ofc you do everyone needs good friends

by whisper chan11111 November 27, 2022

Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

by Bxpe November 30, 2022