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pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.
Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.
by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024
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Pony

Damn, that's a nice pony you got on there!
by Mr.Polo_ June 15, 2011
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The Sky Pony

The Sky Pony is a fast-growing alternate means of referring to the collective network formerly known as “The Internet”. It has its roots in The Pony as a (formerly) fast means of transmitting data. i.e., The Pony Express, Paul Revere’s preferred means of locomotion. Radar Love predated The Sky Pony yet they share the same family tree.

Pony up is coming to mean the same as logging in.
Bobby: I don’t even know where to start looking for paper clips made of paper.

Brenton: What barn were you born in? Look it up on The Sky Pony!

Tipper: Come to bed, Al What’s so much more fascinating about your computer than me?.
Al: I’ll be right there babe. I’m inventing The Sky Pony!

Old white US Senator: increasing Sky Pony access to rural America is our highest priority.
by Bagelman5440 April 8, 2024
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pampered pony

Is a high maintenance female, that needs to be waited on hand and foot. Basically a spoiled brat.
Look at Dawn over there getting her nails done for the 5th time this week. She’s such a pampered pony.
by MormonMafia88 May 25, 2022
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Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.
just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!
by Bigboy packet April 3, 2022
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Poni

Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.

People like to be around a poni.
Wow she’s so lucky to have poni
by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021
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Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.
Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?
by Gator6977 August 23, 2020
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