Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth

My Noob Hole is crowning

by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019

noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.

Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.

by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008

Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling April 24, 2018

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 05, 2021

Noob Crushing

Going all out on a new player. Often to make the new player stop playing the game.

"He has been noob crushing for three hours now."
"This guy is a noob crusher."

by CrabbyPatty45 January 20, 2022

NOOB HAHA

when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)

YOU ARE A LIL NOOB HAHA XD NOOBY NOOB NOOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STUPID NOOBBBBB

by Yumi lol July 27, 2021

Noob tube

A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people

Noob:I has a grenade launcher
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(

by Lazylittlebastard May 31, 2019