Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.

I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.

by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018

apoca-noob

one that clearly has not considered how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse, will make noise in built-up areas, will drive car into heavy traffic, will take the tunnel

Rick is such an apoca-noob in the TV show, I can't wait for them to catch up with bad-ass rick from the comics.

by ddude119 October 18, 2011

Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth

My Noob Hole is crowning

by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019

Noob tube

A grenade launcher or rocket launcher noobs use in cod. Also is a item in the best game ever created called roblox which shoots noobs at people

Noob:I has a grenade launcher
Pro guy:you fucking noob you suck stop using noob tubes and learn to aim and quickscope you fucking faggot cunt
Noob: :(

by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.

some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.

by bobdod December 8, 2014

Noob Crushing

Going all out on a new player. Often to make the new player stop playing the game.

"He has been noob crushing for three hours now."
"This guy is a noob crusher."

by CrabbyPatty45 January 20, 2022

credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.

Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.

by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018