well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

well done

The opposite of "hitting it raw" aka having sex with one or more condoms.

Lad: Hey man did she let you hit it raw?
Guy: Nah, she had me go full well done.

by Goodnight Guy November 25, 2017

Well

Slang work for a lot, excellent, very etc. Used when someone’s approved of something

“Ayyy man your lookin well cool today”

by alicedutton March 2, 2018

Pump a well

Masturbate

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well

by Wildbill123 May 10, 2018

Wishing Well of Doom

A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.

Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.

Dude I fucked that girl and she was a wishing well of doom

by bitchcanthandle July 4, 2016

cheyenne wells

A small town in Colorado 30 miles from the Kansas Border. A place where you have to mind your P's and Q's because lots of people don't want to make friends here and don't trust outsiders. There are lots of drugs and corruption but the Sheriff doesn't care because he doesn't get paid to work here. Also, if you choose to do business, there are some who will think nothing of cheating you out of your own britches. so DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST.

Susan: We were on our way to the Kansas border when we stopped through a town where nobody smiled, and everybody scowled or tried to kill our hope with pitchforks.
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!

by ToughShit June 2, 2016

Sink well

Verb. Learning from the things that drag you down in life and swallow you up. Sinking well is turning your pain into something productive whether practical or creative and abstract. When you feel like complete crap and scrawl out a poem, that is sinking well.

"This break-up is really tearing me apart, I have to sink well."

"I can't believe how much this hurts. I don't know what to do." "Sink well, man."

by Scrivenaut September 23, 2016