AFRICAN WANK

You Use a machete to coress your balls and shout wankanda forever when you squirt your load

Honey I'm going for an African wank pass the machete please

by Blackpanther132 September 28, 2021

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.

"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."

by burnard August 17, 2014

Wank Statement

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019