I'm washing my hands

A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.

Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.

You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.

by Felhamster October 13, 2009

Acid washed 545

Some people believe acid washed 545 to be the alter ego of Long Island/ Alaskan producer kush blank. Acid washed 545 is also said to have worked with artists like swamp kill bloody drippin 0lim 17ngles and much more

This is all we know about acid washed 545

by Mxt (sigilkore bio) April 15, 2023

Minnesota Car Wash

Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.

We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!

by mrs May 2, 2014

Wash Your Ussy

Cleaning your ussy

“Wash your ussy bro”

by josephsmith476 June 19, 2019

White Wash Warrior

When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.

Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!

Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!

by C20H25N3O March 1, 2017

Irish wash

To turn an article of clothing inside out and continue wearing it.

Dropped some Jelly on you shirt, turn it inside out! no more stain!! there fore its an irish wash, cheap and simple

by AlleySun April 23, 2006

brunswick county car wash

The act of using a flu stricken persons phlegm ridden diarrhea as impromptu lubricant to aid in stifling the abundance of friction being produced when engaged in violent masturbation.

Ex.:

Wank: 'man I wish I had some lube'

BooBoo: 'dude, ever heard of a Brunswick County Car Wash? just use some of my gut mush. It's chalk full of phlegm on account I have recently taken ill. It'll reduce friction but it smells like straight colon'

Wank: 'ok sounds good'

by Dgock March 8, 2014