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Wanker

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying
by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020
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wanker

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Can't get this wanker to steam.
by Someone, lincon idfk March 24, 2021
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Clanker Wanker

slang, derogatory
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/

1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.

2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.

3. Autocorrect for the brain.

Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo

doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
by Pican September 16, 2025
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Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.
1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker
by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022
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Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).
Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"
by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022
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pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.
He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out
by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025
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Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.
Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!
by Kit Rat February 20, 2020
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