by Eyezig August 24, 2008
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
by Tfyoulookingat July 01, 2021
A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 20, 2019
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