Snorky Pork

When you laugh so hard ..... You snort and laugh at the same time.

Wow!!! Did you see how that girl just did a "snorky pork" ?

by Amtra August 16, 2016

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

dequavious pork pay

Superior to "FreakBobs" Freakpay and certainly far better than mousepay, only the most luxurious form of payment.

"Do you all take Dequavious pork pay? Let me try - works every time"

by dequaviousporkpay July 9, 2024

Pork Pie

This is a side dish that would come in your wabash hearty meal alongside a pot roast and baked potato. You could get these at the wackle wally huckle berry farm in Snoqualmie run by Michael Pickton up until 94'. He would get his pork for his pork pies sourced from his uncles pig farm headed north on the interstate to canada where his uncle Robert Pickton lived. Thisa Rob pic guy just so happened to be one of canadas worst cereal killer's and if you were an unlucky rat bastard you might just find a piece of a hooker in your pork pie. (He ground up hookers on his pig farm causing cross contamination). After this discovery on the news MikPIk went to see the eternal worm in connietcut while there he got caught in cross fire during a certain school shooting (NOt naming any names but the perpetrators name rhymes with Ldam Aanza). if THEY TOOTS YOUR HORN.

Batu Khan: Hey Eric you ever had a Pork pie in your Wabash Hearty Meal? Turns out you might've ingested an escort!!!!
Eric Klebold: Holy shit really??? Dude I need to tell Dylan about this. Hey Dylan!
Dylan Harris: Yeah?
Eric Klebold: Bro you might've eaten a hooker!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Harris: EWWWW time to go to that one school next a reservoir and do something there if you catch my drift. Before that do you wanna go fishing a tilapia with me Eric?
Eric Klebold: Sure thing man we might run into Ldam Aanza though.
Dylan Harris: Yeah that's OK(C) he sounds like a cool guy.
Dylan Harris: We should to the Okaloosa County Prison and visit my buddy Fat Mike there. I heard he urinated in a sink one time, while sa(ndy)ying he wouldn't mind (hook)ing up with some plumpies on stage.
Eric Klebold: Plumpies? You mean plumbine?
Michael Pickton: Quit yimmer yammerin and get back to Mr. P. Murrahs class you dumb dirty sick motherfucks!

Eric Klebold and Dylab Harris: Yes sir. Thank you sir.
Batu Khan: намайг Бат хаан гэдэг.
Rob Pick: Owchie this broomstick handle really hurts. I don't like grinding up hookers because it really hurts. I heard Adam Lanza is gay.

Part 2 Coming Soon. Find out what Dylan and Eric do at the reservoir.

by Mongolian Enthusiast September 2, 2025

Pork

A dude who plays game.

"WHY YOU DO DIS PORK!"

by Møvik April 7, 2017

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

indo pork

Pork that comes from a large scale hog farm that is most likely subsidized somewhere in the midwest by ChemChina, or the like ,that under very poor conditions, mass produces hogs and then buys the product at a very low price to sell and also ship back to China since only 11% of their land can grow food for their population or feed for the hogs. Slang, Indo Pork = Indoor Pork/hydroponicic pig.

The indo pork, industrial hog farm that just won out in Batavia is subsidized by China.

by Ms.Anthrope August 11, 2016