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Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.
Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?
by ChatteringClasses July 25, 2009
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Powerschool Syndrome

When overachieving high school students check their online report cards an absurd amount of times in the hope that a grade from an important test or exam will be posted.
Sarah: "That English midterm was ridiculous."
Rachel: "I know, ugh. I've checked Powerschool every 5 minutes for the past 5 hours in the hope that the grades will go up. Still nothing."
Sarah: "Girl, you gotta stop. Don't fall prey to Powerschool Syndrome!"
by stripedbanana February 19, 2012
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Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.
did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.
by GilletteIsTrash August 1, 2016
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.
Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.
by Caffeinated Beverage April 4, 2011
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Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.
"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"
by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009
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Summer Syndrome

An extreme desire to do nothing but party with great friends, hate on school, and listen to The Rocket Summer every waking moment.
Bro, I'm so sick of this routine schedule. I think I've got that summer syndrome. I can't focus on anything except The Rocket Summer's new album "Of Men and Angels" It's fantastic!!!!
by BrundynSummers February 22, 2010
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