Madison: If you buy me chocolate cake, I’ll let you shove it up my ass.
Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”
Person: *buying cake* are you ready for my cake dick “Madison hamand!”
by DykeCAKEbitch666 October 21, 2018
Get the madison hamand!mug. Madisons will always have a large penis. They can rawdog you even without a dick, but we all know that a Madison will be refined, funny, and have a penis that drags when they walk.
“Woah, I saw Madison get a boner? Their penis is so big it shot past God and broke the sound barrier.”
by whatswrongwithohio December 11, 2024
Get the Madisonmug. Madison Spaghettini Papadopoulus stans or more commonly 'Maddy stans' or 'Maddy biases' are a Class of 3000 stan faction. Resembling the character that they stan, They are often not too bright. It is known that they often try to take down the rule 34 website for featuring madison in such a way although they always fail. This stan faction is known for having a high amount of grown men as the Eddie Stan faction has grown women. It is known from #5396 that they are fine with having a presence outside of the internet.
Person A: "I’ve never heard of Africa. What state is it in?"
Person B: "Are you by any chance a Madison stan?"
Person B: "Are you by any chance a Madison stan?"
by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021
Get the Madison Stanmug. the sweetest little bitch you'll ever meet. most likely will master the art of crochet by around age 24.
but don't be fooled ... whips and chains do so happen to excite her!
a good listener if she likes you.
but don't be fooled ... whips and chains do so happen to excite her!
a good listener if she likes you.
by krayyyyzeeeeeekat101 February 15, 2021
Get the madisonmug. A Madison you might think is a beautiful person, as what most things you read will say. But does a real Madison believe it?
A quote that can relate to Madison’s very well is “tell a girl she’s beautiful and she’ll believe it for a minute, tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a life time”- anonymous
She might seem as a super confident person, but she has been through tough times. She doesn’t believe she’s beautiful, or not annoying or that she’s wanted. Madison’s need reassurance. They want to know they are wanted and valued. If you have a Madison in your life, all I can say is keep her around. She will listen to you for hours. Comfort you during tough times. She will care for you more than she will for herself. Also if you like a Madison don’t be afraid to tell her
-from a Madison
A quote that can relate to Madison’s very well is “tell a girl she’s beautiful and she’ll believe it for a minute, tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a life time”- anonymous
She might seem as a super confident person, but she has been through tough times. She doesn’t believe she’s beautiful, or not annoying or that she’s wanted. Madison’s need reassurance. They want to know they are wanted and valued. If you have a Madison in your life, all I can say is keep her around. She will listen to you for hours. Comfort you during tough times. She will care for you more than she will for herself. Also if you like a Madison don’t be afraid to tell her
-from a Madison
(Person one): I have a crush on this girl, she’s so sweet, and caring, she’s kind to everyone-
(Person 2): is she a Madison?
(Person one): she is
(Person 2): is she a Madison?
(Person one): she is
by findingpeace February 28, 2025
Get the Madisonmug. If you know a Madison with a D as her first letter of her last name, you are very lucky. Madison is one of the most talented, artistic and smartest girl you’ll ever meet. She is quiet but a loving girl. Although, she is not adventurous, she is very good at school but don’t take advantage of her or you’ll regret it. She is not one of girls you wanna mess with at ALL.
by yessir kiddos February 18, 2021
Get the Madison Dmug.