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mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
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Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
by modemcat June 14, 2022
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land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.
We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!
by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2021
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landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.
(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"
by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006
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La La Land

Fuck, I can't believe Johnny moved to La La Land!
by semen February 10, 2005
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La La Land

Dude, that chick is from La La Land. Wear a party hat.
by Bud Dickman February 19, 2005
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basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.
Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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