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burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.
Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.
by Steven Howell July 30, 2004
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land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.
We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!
by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2021
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Land Beyond Dreams

Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.
Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
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landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.
(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"
by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006
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La La Land

Fuck, I can't believe Johnny moved to La La Land!
by semen February 10, 2005
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La La Land

Dude, that chick is from La La Land. Wear a party hat.
by Bud Dickman February 19, 2005
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basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.
Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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