Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 11, 2012

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 06, 2008

fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

his ex

His ex is something that should have never happened. It’s a mistake that is so horrible.

Hey did you see his ex?
I KNOW it’s embarrassing.

by gremlin killed January 16, 2024

Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.

That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?

by WebNinja February 08, 2011

Exe(Discord)

1: to indicate a hungry and thirsty Egyptian man
2: the n word(family friendly)

Look, there's an Exe(Discord) lying on the sand dune over there, let's give him some children to eat
Wassup ma Exe(Discord)

by Wellison August 30, 2023

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

by ZophSoph July 04, 2020