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Canada's History

A sexual act influenced by Canadian culture. This usually involves a man wearing hockey skates and a hockey helmet while having sex with a woman covered in maple syrup. The woman may start making moose mating calls and shove a lacrosse stick up her ass. When he's done he tips her a loonie. This can sometimes be done going over Niagara Falls.
Guy 1: "hey did you hear what happened to Sarah?

Guy 2: "no what happened?"

Guy 1: "She got a lesson in Canada's History and couldn't walk for a week."
by Thatother Short Kid February 18, 2010
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Canada's History

When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
Guy: o man i showed Cindy Canada's history last night!
Guy 2: ew dude fuckin gross
by Sendalay February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

1. A depraved sexual act.

2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.

3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.

4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"

2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"

3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"

4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
We were looking to spice things up, so we tried Canada's History. I can never look at her the same.
by ColbertNation14 February 5, 2010
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Made in Canada

Dude this ford pinto is so made in canada
by TonyC February 16, 2005
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death road to canada

The only game where you can get killed by stubbing your toe and telling your car to COOL IT
Death road to canada be like> Car *breaks down*
guy1 COOL IT
by COOL IT May 10, 2019
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