alaskan daddy wrap

An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.

The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.

by Alexis Texas Has A Fat Ass January 19, 2018

alaskan throne

Mostly a fraternity hazing ritual. Pledge sits naked in a bucket of ice and smokes a pack of cigarettes

Chad: So what do you think we should make the pledges do next?
Zack: An Alaskan Throne bruh. They'll be freezing their asses off. Hahaha
Chad: Aight bro. I'll go get the cigs.

*Both shotgun and beer and then crush the can on their heads*

by TheMadFratter69 January 16, 2017

Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.

Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".

by Jackalope January 20, 2017

alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.

I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.

by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012

Alaskan Roughie

In Alaska, it's too cold for handjobs (skin on skin), so women there rub the top of the male's pants until they reach a climax. It's quite rough.

My girl just gave me an Alaskan Roughie in the car last night, since it was way too cold for handie.

by Farfugnuttin February 11, 2012

Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside

Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna

by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021