Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill
I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck
by Kentonawesome April 04, 2019
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Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.
"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."
by OhSoMoist December 08, 2017
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Shitty duck

Unfortunate accident bathtub shitty duck poop
by Apstrak February 13, 2016
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Rave Duck

A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
by Juicy Gravy November 21, 2010
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Strawberry Duck

A gamer girl that is very kind and sweet like a strawberry but mean and aggressive if provoked like a duck.
by CoolStreet August 24, 2020
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Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.
by P_Titty October 06, 2021
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night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015
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