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texas carolan

texas carolan is a slag
by texascarolan April 15, 2023
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Texas Orgasm

The act of shooting a firearm mid climax.
Bro: Yo just gave my girl a Texas orgasm last night.
Grandma: Boi nice!
by Athmeystic May 10, 2016
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up
Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.
by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023
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Texas Massacre

The sex act in which a man thrusts as hard as he can into a girls mouth while getting a blowjob, suffocating the woman until she runs out of breath. The man then shoves his fist all the way up her vagina, to ensure death.
Did you hear Sarah died? Yeah Jimmy totally Texas Massacred the shit out of her
by jimbohimbo January 19, 2018
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Texas Tickler

A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.
Man that chick is so hot Id give myself a Texas Tickler just to see her naked!
by PowerStroker September 23, 2015
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