table whore

a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.

We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.

by ReadyLH May 6, 2008

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005

your bright-eyed and bushy tailed

in awe

= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"

by Janell Ann September 23, 2009

knights of the round table

The Elite few formly coined as the "chump squad" now perfer to be known as what they are, The Knights of The Round Table. In order to clear up former aligations in defense of The Knights of The Round Table, we defend that our parties are not limited to one case and one case only, but infact they know no limits in any way shape or form. The Knights of the Round Table are, and will remain, The Elite Few. Those who deem Terror upon the name do so only because they fall short of what they strive for, supiriority.

To be a part of the Knights of The Round Table is to be at the pinnacle of one's life.

by King Arthur- Founder December 5, 2005

coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

turn tables

where you spin the girl ur fucking on ur dick round and round

the girl wanted a thrill ride so i gave her the turn tables

by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016

Tailed Beast Bomb

When you're doing seggsy time with a girl and are about to bust, so you call upon the tailed beast that your farther trapped inside of you when you were a baby, and bust the biggest chakra-infused load, practically flooding the room your in.

friend 1: "yo where were you the past few days?"
friend 2: "oh ye, well, I was stuck at home cleaning, me and Bella where going mad a few nights ago and I felt like getting Kurama in on some of the action and he ended up flooding the our bedroom with a Tailed Beast Bomb when he finished, haha"
friend 1: "WHAT IN THE MOTHERLY FU-"

by naruto_dictionary January 28, 2021