turd thermos

slang term referring to someone's ass, anus, or rectum.

i slipped on a banana peel and landed right on my turd thermos.

hey, get your turd thermos in here!!!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

turd burper

When ones breath sticks like they have been eating shit or licking arse

brush your teeth you turd burper

by TurdCBS February 23, 2009

breached turd

A big, hard turd laying sideways that hurts like hell to push out.

"Dude, after all that sushi and beer last night, I was shocked to wake up and struggle knocking out a breached turd !"

by Sr Bolsa Buena November 13, 2013

bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

by 2359 November 19, 2013

Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.

Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.

by Neesied69 February 14, 2012

Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009