When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug. When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016
Get the semen tossingmug. Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!
Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?
Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?
by Canuckle January 18, 2023
Get the Salad Tossedmug. I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
Get the Air fried tossed saladmug. It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.
by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020
Get the Ring Tossmug. What many people call POS politician in Georgia who sucks up idiots' money from other states in Georgia...Jon Toss off.
Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
Holy shot what the fuck is that? Tossoff.
by POd expat December 8, 2020
Get the Toss offmug. by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018
Get the Toss my saladmug.