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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.
did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.
by GilletteIsTrash August 1, 2016
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2005 syndrome

One who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.
My friend Bryce has 2005 syndrome I don't know why he's like this.
by Chuck sobeck January 23, 2017
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Powerschool Syndrome

When overachieving high school students check their online report cards an absurd amount of times in the hope that a grade from an important test or exam will be posted.
Sarah: "That English midterm was ridiculous."
Rachel: "I know, ugh. I've checked Powerschool every 5 minutes for the past 5 hours in the hope that the grades will go up. Still nothing."
Sarah: "Girl, you gotta stop. Don't fall prey to Powerschool Syndrome!"
by stripedbanana February 19, 2012
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Summer Syndrome

An extreme desire to do nothing but party with great friends, hate on school, and listen to The Rocket Summer every waking moment.
Bro, I'm so sick of this routine schedule. I think I've got that summer syndrome. I can't focus on anything except The Rocket Summer's new album "Of Men and Angels" It's fantastic!!!!
by BrundynSummers February 22, 2010
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Hornak syndrome

Hornak syndrome is a clinical syndrome caused by an elevated ego. This disease affects both the reproductive system and the nervous system. Scientist argue that the Hornak syndrome may be a form of dementia. This incurable, degenerative, and terminal disease was first found in Germany. Currently there are experiments to control this disease, but the most efficient way is to leave the patient in quarantine because being around other people may increase the risk of the disease.

Symptoms:

The following list are the most common symptoms.

* Elevated ego
* The need to repeat yourself to feel important
* Excessive diarrhea
doctor: you have the Hornak syndrome
patient: really doctor! but I am awesome
doctor: well that is one of the symptoms, this is a serious disease
patient: oh no! did i ever tell you that I am awesome
doctor: you have, this repetitiveness is part of your disease, i am afraid to tell you that you are going to live for 2 months
patient: oh no, but i am too awesome to die..
by adelmontes69 November 17, 2009
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Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.
"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"
by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009
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