Amber

To do an Amber is when you give have to take a shit in the most unlikely place.
Named after Amber Heard that left a turd on Johnny Depp's bedside

Ex: 'My stomach is acting up. Gonna have to do an Amber'
'But we are at home depot, now!'
'Exactly'

by Majkimus May 2, 2022

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

You’ve heard the old saying “don’t shit where you eat”. Well Amber loves eating in bed.

Some claim mattress companies are
a front for organised crime. It’s simply businesses paying off Ambers to not visit. No wonder they’re going out of business, when all that’s dropping are fat turds and not fat cheques.

Thank God Ambers are impervious to lactose intolerance

“Amber did you shit on my bed again?”

by Frederika May 10, 2022

Amber

The act of defecating on another person's property, normally during the act of domestic violence.

"I just Ambered his bed, that'll teach him for not letting my hit him more"

"My ex left me an Amber after she was arrested"

by anonymous May 12, 2022

Amber

Amber is a very pretty girl with black hair (fyi she looks like 067 from squid game) shes also very hot one of my baby girls. shes very emo looking shes scary as shes scarier than my asian mom... she slaps my bum bum.

OMG is the amber?
Person 1: yes shes emo.

by asianbunny September 19, 2022

Amber

Amber is a DUMB BITCH THAT LIKES STEALING MY FOOD.

OMG, A NEW BAG OF CHIPS *Amber, takes it through a wall*

by Shonen Lover Of Icy September 29, 2022

amber

amber, amber is the most beautiful person in the world while she is also a bit well very crazy at times but she will always have a shoulder for you to cry on and will always listen to you she is the best person to have in life

wow that’s girls crazy but beautiful at the same time she must be an amber

by anonymous October 21, 2022