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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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sun pirate

A person, most likely a woman, who battles the sun with sunscreen and a massive wide brimmed hat.
Oh my Gosh, I'm married to a Sun Pirate. She won't go outside without her pirate regalia
by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023
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sun whore

A sun whore is a person that can only have intercourse when the sun is at its highest and they usually are also at there highest most often on weed. It has been documented that sun whores most often pray on the smaller and weaker moonsluts.
How derricks parents met. One was a moonslut and the others where sun whores
by Pat the fat February 20, 2023
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Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
by JavianLost June 10, 2021
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dylan sun

Dylan sun is an amazing guy, he's always quiet though. But we all know in the deepest part of our heart that he's the most alpha male on the whole fucking planet. One time while he was taking his prostate cancer check, he took off his pants and show his big fat juicy cock that has a magical power to bring all the girls, even the doctor.
Ryan: Dude Dylan sun is so hot today
Kevin: I might go ask him out and suck his fat cock
by Concordia kids November 3, 2020
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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
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