Donut-you got a peanut butter spoon
Charlie-mhm
Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary
Charlie-umhu
Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be
Charlie-mhm
Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary
Charlie-umhu
Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be
by donut viewer September 20, 2020

When you are fucking your girl in the spoon position and she blasts out such an epic, world-ending giga-parp that shit gets all over your balls and flows onto bed.
"Dude I was layin with my girl last night and she straight gave me the doo doo spoon; that shit was rank yo, shit all on my junk, my bed, and the sheets? Man, they ain't NEVER gonna be right again."
by Libdem June 1, 2016

During a devil's three way one man inserts his penis into the woman's anus, then he pulls out leaving feces on his erect penis. The second man then licks it clean.
by Overkill1994 September 18, 2020

by Pizzaman42069 May 27, 2021

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.
Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.
by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016

by jlawad August 4, 2016

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.
Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"
by Robert Sudak November 10, 2008
