seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.
Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..
by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019
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free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.
guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut
by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011
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Music Slut

Someone who listen's to all, if not every genre of music.

From Thrash Metal to Electronic Jazz and everything in between.
Usually a DJ, Musician or just a person with a genuine interest in music.
1"Bro is that Avicii?!"
2"yee, bit of a music slut"
1"Maaaaaan can you at least put some hip hop on or something"
by xXRuthlessXx December 15, 2020
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Poke-slut

The pokemon also called ditto who insists on fucking every damn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.
Poke-fag: "damn it my ditto had another egg again!"

Douchemonster: "dude your ditto is a poke-slut!"
by Pokemaster563 June 16, 2011
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song slut

Someone, not necessarily female, who seemingly can't listen through a whole song (gets bored easily, fickle) on their playlist - be it an iPod, online music player or CD. Generally very annoying.
My brother called me a song slut because I skipped through a whole CD in five minutes.
by Nickie<3 September 26, 2009
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slut-crush

Having a crush on a slut– not for typical devotional reasons, but for sexual reasons only. Typically someone hard up would develop a slut-crush.
Dave has got such a slut-crush on Jackie– he hopes she'll throw him a bone by jumping on his.
by mcostanza January 03, 2008
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Slut Magician

(noun)- a person (often female) who "gets around". Or in other words, likes to have sex with many many persons (often males). Its a greater form of a slut.

slut magician > slut
Matt-"i dont know dude, i would probably have sex with her"

Daniel-"dude i would not...shes a slut magician"

Matt-"yeah your right Daniel...Gotta stay away from those Slut Magicians, they'll kill ya."
by Danny Treezy May 11, 2009
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