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Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.
It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.
by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011
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Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.
i’m about to give you the texas special bro.
by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020
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Texas 50

When 50 men all facefuck a country girl, simultaneously cumming to create a bigass Bukkake, which the girl must mix with Siracha Sauce and ranch dressing before chugging the whole thing
Cowboy 1" Damn bro did you hear bout last night?"
Cowboy 2"Nah brother, what happened?"
Cowboy" Samantha let some guys give her the Texas 50, and it was fucking great to jack it too!"
by thicc_badonkadonks July 8, 2020
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Texas Howdy

The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."

Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023
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Texas stunt

When you attempt to steal a girl from a guy
Jake is going to pull a texas stunt on Chris's girl
by KingBB June 11, 2013
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Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.
by BigD81 September 21, 2023
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Texas Stare

Look similar to "evils", usually used by cowboys in a showdown on Wild West films, commonly used to challenge someone
I was in the pub and a guy was so giving me the texas stare, not sure if he was just dodgy or actually wanted to take me outside for a gun fight
by Polish Schoolboy June 11, 2010
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