2005 syndrome

One who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.

My friend Bryce has 2005 syndrome I don't know why he's like this.

by Chuck sobeck January 23, 2017

Powerschool Syndrome

When overachieving high school students check their online report cards an absurd amount of times in the hope that a grade from an important test or exam will be posted.

Sarah: "That English midterm was ridiculous."
Rachel: "I know, ugh. I've checked Powerschool every 5 minutes for the past 5 hours in the hope that the grades will go up. Still nothing."
Sarah: "Girl, you gotta stop. Don't fall prey to Powerschool Syndrome!"

by stripedbanana February 19, 2012

Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.

did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.

by GilletteIsTrash August 1, 2016

RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.

Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.

by George McBob April 23, 2009

Dinosaur Syndrome

Dinosaur Syndrome is what people have when they persist to keep saying Rawr

She Has Dinosaur Syndrome Because She Wont Stop Saying Rawr

by Chris Smurf June 16, 2010

Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.

Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.

by Caffeinated Beverage April 4, 2011

Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.

"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"

by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009