Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
Get the stevensmug. by Hot Dog Stevens November 1, 2025
Get the Hot Dog Stevensmug. woke. a boy who absolutely likes boys. have you ever watched steven universe? tell me that boy isn't at least a little queer.
the teller of truth: steven is the wokest boy around, and don't let him tell you otherwise!
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE
by not lunar trust me July 8, 2025
Get the stevenmug. by james lefate November 11, 2019
Get the Stevenmug. 
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
Get the Stevenmug. Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
by exponentially March 28, 2022
Get the Stevenmug.