Steven

Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.

Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"

by WiseWorder November 23, 2023

Steven

please stop saying he has a huge dick please.

steven has a 3 cm

by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022

Steven Sadness

The male version of a Debbie Downer

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now

by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024

Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.

Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..

by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021

steven shimomoura

cock and ball torture

"Everyone: Sure"
"Steven Shimomoura: Perhaps"

by SickDuck42 November 26, 2019

Steven Bender

A hockey player that bends his ankles very severely when he skates.

Your'e literal Steven Bender M8.

by Literal Uaj November 3, 2016

Stevens

Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.

Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!

by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022