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Steven

A Steven is a total mystery thats a cross between a CIA agent and Jeff Bezos. Steven never seems to be working but is always spending money like Jeff Bezos. Dinner in Paris, Lunch in Dubai followed by sunsets in the Maldives is what’s in store when your friends with a Steven.
"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"
by Sxc7885 November 23, 2021
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SteveN’

When you are lying about something you know is true in order to win an argument, prove a point or sway others.
Bro you SteveN’ right now we all know Kanye the best artist of all time!

Ain’t now way you can deadlift 600 pounds! Stop SteveN’

Ayo Stop SteveN’ for no reasoN’
by MenaceMan September 8, 2022
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Steven

Steven is a rude person that likes to call u a furry all the time.
Steven is annoying
by Galaxymellon March 27, 2019
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Eshay Steven

A mad-lad who understands the basic principles of being an essay. Essentially a tough person with a simple underline.
Person one: Check out that eshay
Person two: He is really acting like an Eshay Steven.
by hats11 September 29, 2021
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Steven Kospender

My favorite person to exist. Probably smells like coffee. Might be the smartest person on this planet. Gives good hugs and advice. Always makes me laugh. Will never be forgotten.
If I lost my legs in a sword fight, I’d want Steven Kospender to push my wheelchair.
by Your pal-CW November 23, 2021
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Stevens(d)

When you reply all in a witty manner to publicly shame and humiliate an egregious error from a co worker who sent an email.
You would not have got Stevens(d) if you would have let everyone know those were dog biscuits and not cookies.
by I'vegotjokes November 8, 2022
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Steven Sadness

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now
by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024
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