Stevens

Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.

Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!

by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022

Steven

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Steven, may I please use the cycling machine?
Hey, did you ask Steven for permission to use this dumbell?

by capalotty April 8, 2024

Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.

Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”

by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020

Steven Universe

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."

by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021

Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub

Steven Brady

by Steve Brady December 15, 2022

Steven A.

Steven A.'s are typically a very nice guys who are pretty gay goblins and have things for flat anime girls.

A: Hey, you've seen Steven A. today?
Z: You mean that gay guy? Yeah down the hall
A:thanks, I've been looking for that goblin all day!

by John Tron October 11, 2019

Steven

Stephen is a strange guy. He has experience in failing to create a majestic mullet and cut it off. He has psychotic tendencies as well as a fredo addiction. You cant do much to change him all you can do is accept him. He is also an avid North Side hater, however he'll soon have to eliminate this hatred as in a very short time he will become one.

"WOW, you're such a Steven"

by ilovesteven101 March 7, 2024