Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Savannah Stevens

She is very quiet at first but very crazy and outgoing when you get to know her she has long dirty blonde hair and crazy beautiful brown eyes with a great smile great with giving advice but not taking her own very sweet girl and very lovable at all times also looks great in anything and laughs all the time make this girl yours if you haven’t already.

Hey look it’s savannah Stevens she’s got

by Taylor Stevens September 29, 2019

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Michael Steven Duncan

A name for someone who is a dyke

That girl is a total Michael Steven Duncan

by Hotmilfs.net April 23, 2022

stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.

ew wtf is he doing here steven smells

by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steven

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.

Did Steven really assault his wife?

by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022