Skeet

An adjective commonly used by middle school students in the mid-00's to describe a person who dressed in a nerdy/geeky fashion and who does something entirely out of place with the norm. This word was especially used in the hallways and boys locker rooms of the middle schools of St. Louis, MO

"Look at how Pete's socks ride up halfway up his shins! That's so skeet!"

"Did you see John the other day wearing sweatpants to school? That's so skeet!"

"James came to school today with a bowl cut! Doesn't he know that his style is super skeet?"

"Haha! Josh is wearing shorts that go above his knees! He's so fucking skeet!"

by FluManChu May 19, 2021

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. Skeet City out there. Skeets are out in full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate

johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face

by damon cunt March 13, 2019

Skeeted

Dried up cum

Bro he skeeted

by Jackie Burnstoff April 15, 2022

skeet

A post on the bluesky social network.

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."

by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008