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Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling
Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.
by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019
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shampoo.shawty

shampoo.shawty is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met, they’ve dealt with all my nonsense for 6 years and they’ve never left my side and they are such a sweet and kind person
“hey you know shampoo.shawty?” “ofc i do they’re one of my closest friend!”
by sophii!! May 24, 2021
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Greg Scarpa

Notorious, despicable, disgusting Brooklyn mob rat (deceased). A longtime beefer, squealed to the fuzz for decades (fcking snitch). Before he died from a bad load in the 90s, was a secret flambey (who used to pound his pissboy, some goof named mazza).
Thank God there ain't no more Greg Scarpas running around.
You kidding me? They're all in Congress!
by DocDizzle April 19, 2019
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Pull a Sarper

Leaving a new job in the middle of the day due to extreme stress or not being happy with the job environment.

You have all intentions of doing the job but after a few hours you realize it is just not for you.
I stepped inside and saw the sad faces on the employees, the dingy walls and no toilet paper on the bathroom. I knew that I wasn't going to last long at this place, so at lunch time I stepped out and pull a Sarper.

It was my first day at work and had my first all hands meeting. Five minutes into the meeting the CEO started screaming at the sales people about not closing sales. Everyone was scared shitless of this guy, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and pull a Sarper
by JangoMail October 7, 2009
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Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.
I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!
by anonymous January 1, 2005
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shampoo

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets
that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner
by jack March 7, 2004
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