Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.

Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.

by Drinkmaster95 November 15, 2013

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.

Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep

by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

rule 89

If you cannot understand it, it is machine code

Coder: I don’t understand this error.
Coder 2: it is rule 89

by VoidedChaos May 1, 2018

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions

Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck

by 6 nipples man March 10, 2022