cinnamon queef

a queef that smells like cinnamon.

in a one song by craig david, the chorus goes "cinnamon queen...."

however, because of whatver reason, it is hard to hear what he says so one might think he said "cinnamon queef"

for more info, see queef

"oh my goodness! a cinnamon queef!"

by BARDELLL?! January 7, 2006

queef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady: "Exactly!"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009

queef bag

immature boys who may be younger or older then you and think its cool to be a dick. they are usually ugly or unpopular and try to act tough on the internet but when you really get to know them they act all nice sweet and kind then BAM back to the dick phase. they think therye hot shit when they act dickish with there friends but really there just making it worse for them. they think they can get any girl in bed, when really they can only get lonely desperate sluts who are sadly misguided. most of them have chodes, and act like man whores but are deep down prude. dont fuck with them or theyll get there parents on your ass or get there 'older brother' on you, since they cant fight worth shit.

immatue guys.
guy; hey babe wanna get it on ?
gurl; UH NO ya queef bag!

by babybaby12 February 18, 2010

Queef king

a noun, of a male whom is the king of all Queefs women make, often to give a title of a transsexual, or both genders, of which they too may Queef, making them superior are the rightful king of Queefs as no woman can.

" ellie i am the king of queefs hear me man flarp", "and my name is Queef king emma"

by luke brunyee May 15, 2009

queef

Blow out the candles
Make a fish
It's like a fart
But smells like fish

It's 6 o'clock, it's time for a queef!

by boohiss August 10, 2003

queef

(Kuh-weef) N. 1) The Fart noise made by the outflux of air from the vagina. Tone and range depends on size of penis used during intercourse and the length of vaginal lips. Longer lips deliver a deeper tone as shorter lips give off a shorter sharp tone. 2) Anyone who wears socks with sandals. 3) John Kerry, Al Gore and any other democrat who is completely devoid of a personality. 4) A Hamburger patty made from a combination of Quayle and Beef (See also Beefalo). 5) The Queen of France.

queef
1) I pounded your mom so hard that she queefed so loud that my clapper turned the lights on.
2) Dude no wonder your mom cheats on your dad. He's a total queef.
3) You both lost to "W"? God you guys are Queefs.
4) Wow Bill, this Queef burger is fantastic. Got any honey mustard?
5) All hail the Queef. Long live the Queef!

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005