weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.

Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!

by wakechick1 February 3, 2010

Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

by bithyrun November 18, 2010

Crazy Pussy Theory

The Crazy Pussy/Coochie/Cooch/Cooter Theory: The experience intensity is directly correlated her craziness. Also known as the Bear Trap Theory (don't stick things in Bear Traps).

That girl is a walking example of the crazy pussy theory, now she's stalking me, she burned my car to a crisp yesterday. But it's so good that I have to see her again tonight.

by Urban Decider March 9, 2013

total pussy destruction

When a pussy is totally destroyed by a big thick cock =total pussy destruction

Total pussy destruction is what happend to that girl after riding that guys cock

by cunt munchier July 13, 2014

macaroni pussy

some VERY dank pussy. the best you can get

*good pussy getting hammered* thats some macaroni pussy right there!

by a VERY fucking educated person December 9, 2017

playboy pussy

An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy

Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy

by Mark Suckitberg March 19, 2019

muggy pussy

Any flaps of skin on a male or female in the groin area which build up a sweaty, pungent odour. Especially after hours of labour intensive activities, or sporting pursuits.

How was your day Adam? Oh mate, I've been walking in the heat all morning, and I have such a MUGGY PUSSY. I can't wait to jump in the shower and wash the stink off.

by carrot sandwich January 18, 2022