Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.
George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.
by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021
A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers
I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room
by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020
A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers
I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room
by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020
He/she who as a primary hobby, enjoys the comsumption of semen ; Pudding Gobbled, Pudding Gobbish, Pudding Gobbee
by BigRob(br) March 10, 2010
by JackWhack January 09, 2008
I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.
by CowboyChance February 27, 2021
by HarryLast69 September 26, 2016