Peanut Puppy

The Act of Putting Peanut Butter on ones Sexual Organ And Having a Pet Dog Lick It Off.

Peanut Puppy

by sicksurfer1 October 23, 2010

Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

peanut butter poops

the smear of poop left on the toilet paper after you have wiped repeatedly.

brittney: are you alright in there? youve been in there forever.
Tabitha: yeah ive got a bad case of peanut butter poops

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Peanut butter cup

Peanut butter cup = fucking a constipated chick up the ass, getting your dick nice and chocolaty, putting some PB on it, then having them lick it off.

My girlfriend was a little bloated, so I helped her out with a Peanut butter cup!

by ICTimmy June 1, 2017

Peanut butter legs

Spreadable and edible

The stripper has peanut butter legs

by The dirty ric August 14, 2017

Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005