Baby pony

A significant other a boyfriend/girlfriend

I went to go to see my baby pony

by Jos1776 November 1, 2017

pony

Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.

Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.

1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!

by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

Pony

A pretty boy who seems gay but really just wants a lot of sex.

Wow Patrick is such a pony

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016

stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck

You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....

by Jonakin September 3, 2016