pickle-tini

A martini made with pickle juice and a pickle.

Bartender, send me over a Pickle-tini.

by Franscicle August 8, 2012

Pickle Penny

A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.

Or a rusted coin fetish

Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"

Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"

Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 2, 2022

Pickle Man

The guy who throws pickles at unsuspecting cars in retaliation for putting pickles on his burger when he specifically asked them not to.

Guy 1: *sees pickle on burger, throws pickle on car*
Guy 2: OH SHIT ITS PICKLE MAN
Guy 1: *fucking books it*

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

by Jdl142 July 3, 2018

Pickle Dick

Someone whos dick is like a cucumber and is disliked by women. It is usually used as a term used when a girl/boy talks about their ex's dick.

woman- "LOL, Kenny has a pickle dick."
man- "yea ik..."

by Mschf!!! March 25, 2023

snip pickle

Lil' bit of penis

He drank too much so I got a snip pickle!

by Bunnee buck March 17, 2015

Pickle Fucker

A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Elias: Ewww.

Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.

Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.

Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018