Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023

phantom feels

The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment

You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels

by MrBlueSky28 July 28, 2023

Phantom Flow

That monthly feeling you get when you haven't had your period in years.

" I must be about to Phantom Flow. I'm all bloated and sh*t!

by Jaelless October 25, 2025

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024