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guys, no one is perfect.
what about park jimin?
by park jimin is bae March 7, 2021
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Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.
Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.
by TheDingDong March 25, 2020
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Most Perfect Girl Analysis

Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.
In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.

Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!
by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021
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the perfect girl

sarah... sarah makes you feel loved and she always knows how to hype you up , if she ever gets hurt i get hurt too. im grateful to know her. i know- we probably won't be friends for a long time anymore. i see you slowly drifting away from me. im scared of loosing you if im being honest, its pathetic. i see how easily you can make friends and all of them seem so nice im jealous. i love you sarah. really not in that way but in a friend-way but like i really do. im so happy i was able to help you out when you weren't doing good and you can't even imagine how much you helped me already. just some words of you when i was down were enough to make the sun shine for me again. i was hoping i could make you feel that way too. youre an amazing, kind hearted, lovely, passionate, insanely beautiful person. i reeeeally wish you nothing but the best in your whole life after all the stuff you went through. i don't wanna loose you, i wanna be there for you when you are sad. i also wanna be there when you smile. it's not fair. you always make me feel included when we are in groups. i'll head straight to the point now.

i love you sarah . i hope you achieve all your dreams and will be happy in your life please dont ever let anyone change you.

take care
sarah: exists
me: im happy
sarah = the perfect girl
by mazelovescats January 28, 2022
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a perfect 10

To be perfect in every way(this includes sexually) and to have great brests. Usually this girl goes to Ursline and has got the cuttest little buns I've ever grasped.
Damn, Brigid sure looks good with a mini skirt and a g-string. Wade's luckey.
by Wade May 20, 2004
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Perfect Love

1. (n.) Clearly the description of the relationship between Hot and Dangerous, or a Punkin and a BooBear.

2. Takes about 2 years to perfect, but once it's there, it's there forever.

3. Usually found while singing "A Whole New World" in British accents.

4. Shown by sharing gruesome comments about the less fortunate, the weight challenged, and the idiots seen at random in the streets.

5. Must be in the military to find it, both parties, it's the ultimate challenge and if its Perfect Love, it can make it no problem.

6. Discusses over orange juice slushies.

7. Can spend countless hours laughing at absolutely nothing and everything at the same time.

8. Nothing without some hundred proof

9. hold your breath it's better
"awe they have the Perfect Love."

"Oyyy look at those two they seem to me like Perfect Love"

"Perfect Love finds its definition in Zach and Lindsay"
by sing a song October 24, 2011
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