A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man May 3, 2007

Sad Panda

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.

Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.

by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008

sad panda

A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.

(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!

by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006

Baby Panda

When a man pulls out his penis after cuming inside his partner after anal sex and it is has shit and seamen on it resembling a baby panda.

Guy 1: "I just had anal sex with Sharon for the first time last night and it was amazing until we were done and I had a baby panda looking right at me!"
Guy 2: "Word."

by Ridberg69 October 28, 2011

skidmark panda

a fat kid with skid mark in his underwear

look at that skidmark panda

by bs brown May 3, 2010

x-panda

Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.

"The Dr. is such an x-panda"

"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"

"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda

by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011

to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015