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the Polish people seem pretty worried

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I noticed a lot of them tend to be paranoid. They seem worried to me.

A lot of them have tried to elude me and seem to be doing everything they can to be cautious.

A lot of them are acting proud, but I think it’s just an act. To me, they seem paranoid and insecure. And I think they know something is up, but they don’t talk about this or tell anyone.
by Death Menace October 29, 2022
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Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"
"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"
by creedmoor May 6, 2006
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Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!
by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009
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Polish Pickle Express

A group of pickle polishers who bowl like shit and parade around with their pickle tickler
The Polish pickle express is swinging their balls all around the bowling center
by Hammer 300 Game September 21, 2022
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polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.
I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.
by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017
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polish enchalada

The act of eating an Israeli burrito out of another's asshole
That girl is so hot I would let her feed me a polish enchalada
by LovingLifeSince83 March 28, 2023
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