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Elephant Pancakes

- a stack of pancakes with an elephant nose and tail on it
- the best fucking pancakes in the world
- an uber word that when said may make you explode
- an ancient Antarctican recipe using monkey paws to mix together a batter of delicious Chinese gunpowder, cock, Indian beef, Jewish kosher, shit, fingers from the worlds endangered species, swimming foxes, fuck, Emily Dickinson, leaves from leafless trees, bark from barkless dogs, food from the hungry, drink from the thirsty, power from the devil and evil from God, the virginity of Britney Spears, and life from the lifeless planet of Mars that is then cooked on the belly of a sexy caterpillar that just went through puberty on top of the hottest fire on the coldess ice berg and then beatin' into large replicas of the Statue of David by Chuck Norris' third fist and then eaten and digested by Bill Clinton and then crapped out and ready to be served.
- "Damn, Bill Clinton's crap is good! Taste just like elephant pancakes."
- "Psst...Noah say this word I just wrote down." "...elephant pancakes?!?..." KA-BOOM! "Your such an ass Patt..."
- "Dude I just had some elephant pancakes and now all I want to do is fuck you man...get some guy on guy action here!"
- "...How come elephant pancakes aren't even made with elephants...or have anything to do with pancakes for that matter? And why the hell is gunpowder delicious?!?! ...Britney Spears, really?... And how do you get food and drink from those who don't have it in the first place...or life from lifelessness? And since when is fuck an object?!?!?! Dude...Ancient Antarcticans were FUCKING RETARTDS!!!"
- "Where do I find a sexy caterpillar for my elephant pancakes?"
by I need a life... May 23, 2010
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banana pancake

Penis in pancake with recieving a bj. instructions: leave a little bit of uncooke3d batter to create lubricant
Your mom had a banana pancake for breakfast and she was like oh mam.
by dickinmom March 8, 2008
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Blue Pancake

A penis that is so damaged and brused that it splits down the middle and flops out on the table.
Jeremy, "Ohhh bruh me penis kills"
Tom, "let me take a look"
Jeremy, "okay"
Tom, "fucking hell i think u got a blue pancake"
by PickleXMushroom November 15, 2016
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Pancake Syrup

Pancake syrup is whenever three female midgets (all of which are infected with the blue waffle, red pancake, and purple crepe diseases) and two average sized males (whome are infected with special fried rice disease) all have an orgy and then combine all excreations in a bottle the excreations then mich together to form a thick syrupy liquid and then pour it over one another and then lick the syrupy concoction of diseased excreations .
Dude those nasty mofos just made pancake syrup
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banana pancakes

"dude, me and marry made banana pancakes last night!"
by reaux reaux December 30, 2008
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smokin pancakes

"Man yo girl dont wash, I had fish taste when i was smokin her pancakes"
by E shizzle aka eel eye November 18, 2003
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pancake muncher

--Someone who practices in the art of giving a female oral sex(cunnilingus)

--lesbo, carpet muncher, muff diver, beaver bumping, lesbians.
A: Look at those two girls over there.
B: Ya I bet they are pancake munchers. Gotta love lesbians.
by M. W. P. June 6, 2007
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