a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.
male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”
by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022

by Jesus Chameleon September 8, 2011

A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 17, 2023

by {{ your real name }} May 23, 2024

A term used ironically to describe the artistic skill of blind, fingerless miniature war gamers on ebay with no perspective at all.
For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
by Rahmich May 25, 2014

A row of brightly colored Victorian house s located in san Francisco's western addition near Alamo Park
I sent a postcard home of the painted ladies. That full
Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!
Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!
by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
