table for one

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

Lob one in there

Lob
As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.

Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'

by PulSe of Samsara December 29, 2021

Onety-One

Known as a alternate way of expressing the number 11. A.K.A Eleven.

Their are Onety-One doughnuts so we need one more to make a dozen.

by Def tech August 15, 2017

left one

someone asks you to do something that you dont wanna do suck my.......

your friend: can i have a fag? You: "suck my left one" or alternatively "lick me left lip"

by Craig Anthony July 1, 2007

No One Asked

When Someone Says 'No One Asked', It Is Usually For A Reason.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.

'like mate no one asked though did they'

by Jam141 November 30, 2022

PEPSI ONE

An alternative to Diet Pepsi with 1 calorie per serving and also the best drink ever

PEPSI ONE

by pepsi one drinker December 22, 2008

Syndication for One

Releasing a TV series on DVDs.

When TV stations stopped carrying their show, the distributors decided to go the Syndication for One plan and sell DVD sets of the shows directly to the fans.

by joe corey March 10, 2004