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couch glue

A highly engaging video game that captivates the player to such an extent that they remain glued to the couch for hours, often losing track of time. Characterized by addictive gameplay, immersive storytelling, or relentless action loops that make it nearly impossible to put down.
I was only going to play for 30 minutes, but that new RPG is total couch glue—I didn’t move for five hours.
by 133764M3R March 27, 2025
mugGet the couch gluemug.

Couch Realtor

A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
by Topagent March 30, 2022
mugGet the Couch Realtormug.

couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it
Me and my girl made a couch pancake
by The big faggot August 18, 2016
mugGet the couch pancakemug.

Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
mugGet the Couch Potatomug.

Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
mugGet the Couch Partymug.

Blasting couch

When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
mugGet the Blasting couchmug.

unbox the couch

Slang for "taking a dump". Coined by the nefarious Jeff, when his friend Sam mentioned on gchat that he was going to be afk while he started "unboxing the couch". However, mid unboxing, Sam needed to release his bowels.

Since pooping could be seen metaphorically as "unboxing the couch", the term then became synonymous with pooping.
Dude, that curry did a number on me. Excuse me while I go unbox the couch.
by jefficient September 7, 2013
mugGet the unbox the couchmug.

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