The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023

Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Couch

The most comfy thing you could buy.

“This couch is so comfy!!”

by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020