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San Francisco Giants

A team that hasn't won a World Series Championship since 1954, but still has the best hitter in baseball (Barry Bonds), the best ballpark (SBC Park), the second best rivalry, and of course the best fans.
Sorry ass Dodger fan: "The San Francisco Giants Suck......ah shit, Bonds just hit a homer."
by UselessHarry October 5, 2005
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san antonio unit

A measurement of weight, usually about 100 pounds
I need to watch what I eat, I'm up to 3 San Antonio units
by Lil craiger September 25, 2013
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San Diego State

A huge school known mostly for being a party school where your diploma means nothing because everyone knows why you go to San Diego State: to get wasted or stoned on a nightly basis. Also known for having loose moraled girls and guys who will feed you as much alcohol as possible so long as you have a vagina and are considered "boneable". Often called STDSU because of the dirtyness of the students, it was once rumored that you could get herpes simply by walking around campus. Although the worst academically out of the 3 major universities in San Diego, it is probably best known nationally because of its party school reputation.
I went to San Diego State last night and got shitfaced but unfortunately I woke up next to a sorority girl and now I have the clap.
by TheGloveSD January 20, 2006
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San Francisco Handshake

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.
Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
by The_BFD February 10, 2013
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San Jose Sharks

Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.
Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
by Juliejonas February 9, 2010
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san diego chargers

The best football team in the NFL. No matter what anyone says the chargers will beat all of the other teams, especially the raiders, who suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The San Diego Chargers just opened up a can of whoopass on the raiders.
by surfinbob June 28, 2007
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San Fransisco Giant

A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.
Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"

Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."
by stefmart February 18, 2011
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